I probably spent thirty minutes typing and deleting before giving up and finding the writing prompts. I'm so frustrated with myself.

One Time, at Band Camp... a collection of short stories and poetry about my experiences at band camp

A novel long list of activities that can be done alone

Art in the suburbs, the painted acts of trashy vandalism that speak out against the rules of the man. What kids do to fight the boredom

Little Red Riding Hoodie, a retelling of the classic children's tale from a modern perspective

"Things I Bet You've Never Thought About"

"Smart and Sexy:" A Series of passages from works by female authors, where the text is manipulated to be in the shape of either the author's portrait or a sexy, naked lady

A picture book full of terrible, terrible visual puns

A critique on the massive expansion of the yard and how it's useless ground that separates neighbors and wastes resources

"The Brothers and Sisters:" a family memoir focusing on the generation of my dad and his siblings

Another critique, but this one on the failure of American universities to adequately challenge their students with rigorous schedules that would compete on the international level

"Dead Bitch:" my favorite stories, as told by my friends

"Eclectic Guitar:" a tablature compendium of my favorite songs

"The Secret Life of a Quiz Bowler:" collected stories from kids who participated in quiz bowls or academic teams

"Invincible Summer:" a novel that chronicles the life of a young woman, but all of the narration takes place during the summer

"The Best Beloved by the Best:" a listing of the favorite books of famous people, with a whole list devoted to those celebrities "who are not book people"

"Tequila Mockingbird:" research and report on youth and "alcohol culture"

"Educa-shun:" a parental handbook that details techniques to encourage children to discover a love of learning

"Stencil:" a book of tear out pages that have pre-fabricated stencils inside and instructions on how to spray paint/avoid the fuzz

A Very Large Book of Puns:" (or a punnier title if I thought hard) just a really big book filled with awful, awful puns and portmanteaus

"The Dead Man's Tail:" a satirical noire thriller set in India, about the hijinks that occur when an incompetent American detective investigates the mysterious death of a man considered a godlike reincarnation.

"Anonymous, IRL:" a series of interviews with people who have participated in media take overs and Scientology protests as organized by 4chan.

This has taken me too long and did not work as a catharsis. I'm going to bed.